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Akatsuki Valentine

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Well, it's Valentine's Day, and if your a Akatsuki freak like me your wondering at
the Akatsuki do during this...acutually I shouldn't say what I think of this day.
(Hidan) Ha, your a lonely son of a... *Throwes Hidan into a Wood Chipper* I am not
lonely, I just don't like anyone for now...ok I do, but thats personnel. Anyway,
back to the whole Akatsuki/Valentine's Day thing. So I went around asking them.
Even though I nearly got my ass killed. Let's to the odivous couple, Pein and Konan.


*In Pein's and Konan's room*

(Me) So, what are you doing for Valentine's?
(Pein) Nothing.
(Konan) NOTHING!!?? But Pein remember we were going to go have a romantic dinner and
watch "Step up 2"?
(Me) At least your not watching "Cloverfield". My friends told me it sucks.
*Rumbling*
(Pein) What the hell was that?
(Me) Didn't you read the scirpt? It said rumbling, and Konan said that you and her are
going to the dinner and movie. You know what that means?
(Pein) What?
(Dein) WHAT THE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? KONAN WAS GOING WITH ME!!
(Gein) NO ME!!
(Kein) NO ME!!
(Sein) NO ME!!
(Zein) NO ME!!
(Konan) Oh, crap.
(Me) Haha, I think I should get out now. To Kakuzu-sempei's room!


*In Kakuzu's and Hidan's room*

(Me) Hey, Kakuzu-sempei.
(Kakuzu) I am not your sempei.
(Me) Whatever. So what are you doing for Valentines?
(Kakuzu) I am going to sell my hearts as a Valentine decoration.
(Hidan) *0_o*
(Me) Hey, you copied my idea!!
(Kakuzu) WHAT!?
(Me) ^^; so Hidan, same question.
(Hidan) Nothing. Kill a few people, drink blood, and stab hearts.
(Me) Real or fake?
(Hidan) Both.
(Me) No candy?
(Kakuzu and Hidan) Who would we give it to?
(Me) I don't know. Why not Konan?
(All of Pein's bodies) NO SHE MINE!!
(Kakuzu) What the..*get tackled*
(Hidan) HAHA. *Head gets choped off* KAKUZU!!!
(Kakuzu) :)
(Me) I am going to go ask Tobi and Zetsu. See you later, sempei.
(Kakuzu) I AM NOT YOUR SEMPEI!! *Trying to fight off Pein and Hidan*


*In Tobi's and Zetsu's room*

(Me) Everyone knows the question, answer it.
(White side of Zetsu) Nothing much,..
(Black side of Zetsu) Just eating candy and hearts.
(Me) Real or fake?
(Zetsu) Both.
(Me) Not suprising. What about Tobi? Specking of which, where is he?
(Tobi) In here.
(Me) ...Zetsu, cough up Tobi.
(Zetsu) Fine.
*A cough up later*
(Me) Ok, Tobi, who is you Valentines?
(Tobi) Rin..oh sh!t!
(Me) Ok, Obito.
(Tobi) Damn.
(Me) Now, I want to get rid of a rumor about you, Obito.
(Tobi) Stop it.
(Me) Is it true that you can't have to much sugar or else you go hyper?
(Tobi)........................yes.
(Me) What..really? Man, I was right. Kakuzu-sempei owes me $10.
(Kakuzu) I am not your sempei!!
(Zetsu) How do you think Tobi got into Akatsuki?
(Me) By the fact that he gives orders to Pein.
(Zetsu) Pffft. Pein didn't want him to join at all, until he got into my candy stash.
(Me) Ok. By the way, I am going to Deidara's room. See ya later.
(Zetsu) Why?
*Pein and his bodies fighting come into the room*
(Tobi) Stop it, right now. *Activates Sharingan*
(Me) I regret not making this into a comic.


*In Deidara's and Sasori"s room*

(Me) Lets make this short, my hands starting to hurt.
(Deidara) Whatever.
(Sasori) Seroiously. Let me answer all your questions right now. No, I have no Valentine. I am
not doing any thing except watch TV.
(Deidara) Same here.
(Me) ....waste of time.
(Sasori) Indeed.
(Me) At least I am not gay.
(Sasori and Deidara) I AM NOT GAY!!
(Me) I glad the onky people left is Itachi and Kisame.


*In Itachi's and Kisame*

(Itachi) Go away.
(Me) Screw you, Itachi. I won't ask you any questions anyway. You have no soul.
(Itachi) ...ouch.
(Kisame) Oh. It's my turn.
(Me) True.
(Kisame) Ok, mmm, I have a Valentine.
(Itachi and Me) What?
(Kisame) Yeah, a cute great white at the aquarium.
(Itachi and Me) Obviously.
(Kisame) Yeah, we are going to the Fish Bar.
(Me) ...
(Itachi) And you wanted him to answer your questions.
(Me) Ok, I ma I missing anyone. Lets see. Pein, Dein, Kein, Gein, Sein, Zein, Konan, Kakuzu, Hidan,
Tobi, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, and Kisame. That's it.
(???) Your forgeting about me!.
(Itachi) ...hey, Orochimaru.
(Orochiamru) Damn it, Itachi! I wanted it to be dramtic.
(Me) Oro, I hate you. Your lucky that I even said your name on this script.
(Orochimaru) Who cares what you think, it's just you who hates me.
(Itachi) I hate you.
(Kisame) I hate you.
(Deidara) I hate you.
(sasori) I hate you.
(Kakuzu) I hate you.
(Hidan) I hate you.
(Pein's Bodies) We hate you.
(Konan) I hate you.
(Orochiamru) It's only you Akatsuki members.
(Sasuke) I hate you.
(Naruto) I hate you.
(Sakura) I hate you, too.
(Me) Why are you guys here?
(Sasuke) You wrote this stuff.
(Naruto) It's in the script.
(Me) And this came in from Gaara, the whole Sand and Leaf villege hates you.
(Orochiamru) Just watch out, all my fangirls well come and get you after this.
(Me) I am just telling the truth. Even if they do, I well just hide there comments.
(Orochimaru) GRrrrrrrrrr.

Finally, it be over. :)

And I am sorry to any Orochimaru fans. ^^;
...yeah.
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JadeWinchester's avatar
wait Tobi is Obito?